Hey grandma, how come you're not supposed to breathe in the ceme...

A.J.: Hey grandma, how come you're not supposed to breathe in the cemetery?
Livia: Who says?
Junior: It's a joke for chrissakes! Say, "why?"
A.J.: Because you'll make the dead people jealous.


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Characters:
Uncle Junior, A.J. Soprano
Episode:
The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 9: "Boca"
Show:
The Sopranos
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The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

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Livia Soprano: (to A.J.) Come over here, say a hail mary for your grandfather.
Uncle Junior: Lay off, he's a kid.
Livia Soprano: So he should neglect his elders, just like his father?
Uncle Junior: Yeah, real scamp.
Livia Soprano: My son, the mental patient.

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