Hey, honey, how was your weekend? Great. Uncle Charlie's a gen...

Judith: Hey, honey, how was your weekend?
Jake: Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius.
Judith [to Alan]: I thought you talked to him.
Alan: I did!
Judith: Then why is Uncle Charlie the genius?
Alan: Because he never got married.


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Characters:
Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Judith Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 10: "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 10 Quotes

Charlie: Did I hear Numbnuts come in?
Alan: "Numbnuts?"
Charlie: Oh, sorry. Numbnuts Junior.

Alan: (Charlie makes fun of Alan's bicycling outfit) Excuse me, this is what they wear in the Tour de France.
Charlie: (referring to his French one night stand) Alan, I just took the Tour de France, and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.

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