Charlie: Hey, how can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Jake: How?
Charlie: There's footprints in the cheesecake.
Jake: But we don't have a cheesecake.
Charlie: That's the part you don't buy?


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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 13: "Sara Like Puny Alan"
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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Charlie: Hey, hey. Maple Loops is part of a nutritious balanced breakfast.
Alan: Yeah, if you eat it with a steak and some broccoli

Rose: Do you feel the healing energy?
Alan: If I say yes, will you get off me?