J.D.: Hey, Laverne, my girlfriend's coming by; would you mind giving her the keys to my apartment?
Laverne: You know, I shacked up with a man before I was married, too. His name was Jesus.
Elliot: Our generation has the exact same morals and values as yours.
Carla: Come on, Elliot. Let's go find ourselves a man-whore!


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J.D., Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid, Laverne Roberts
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10: "My Rule of Thumb"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Ted: You are so beautiful.
Maggie: That was worth the wait! You are a stallion!

J.D.'s Narration: Of course, some rules are just plain silly.
Dr. Cox: Ya got big plans for tonight?
Carla: Oh... It's Turk's stupid rule, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey! You never told me what you really think of Turk.
Dr. Cox: He is a complete tool... But I suppose you could do a lot worse.