[drunk, on phone] Hey Robin, it's Barn Door. Guess what, I'm open!

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 21: "Twin Beds"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

Barney: So I'm banging this Portuguese contortionist, right, and she's so flexible that at one point she was both on top of me AND underneath me. Up top AND down low! Who needs drinks?
Ted: [to Don] He means well ... actually I'm not sure if that's true.

I didn't know the Jets had new costumes.

Ted