J.D.: Hey. What are you doin'?
Turk: Reading a book. About how to tell my room-mate he drives me crazy sometimes without hurting his feelings.
J.D.: I think sarcasm works better when it's shorter.
Turk: Fascinating.
J.D.: Yeah, see, there ya go


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 10: "My Nickname"
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

J.D.: So, did you, uh-did you get into photography when you were in college, or...?
Carla: No, actually, I never went to college.
J.D.: Ah. Don't tell any of my patients, but neither did I.

Carla: You know I was only gonna go to that stupid exhibit because I wanted you to think I was brainy or something. I'm so angry at myself.
J.D.: Oh, thank goodness, 'cause I thought you were mad at me.