Hey, what's that splattered all over your shirt? Coffee and br...

Alan: Hey, what's that splattered all over your shirt?
Charlie: Coffee and breast milk.
Alan: What happened? Did Starbucks merge with Hooters? Hooterbucks! I'd like a Double D Cup Latte, please...


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Characters:
Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 9: "Yes, Monsignor"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Lisa [to her baby]: Oh, what a hungry little girl!
Charlie: Of course she's hungry. She must have dropped half her body weight in that last diaper!

Charlie: So, what are you doing for dinner tonight?
Lisa: You're shameless.
Charlie: Thank you.
Lisa: It's not a compliment.
Charlie: Whatever. So, how about dinner tonight?
Lisa: Charlie, a lot has changed.
Charlie: So what? I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound!

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