Swan Man: Hey, where do you want the swans?
Lorelai: Um, well, do you know where the pond is?
Swan Man: Nope.
Lorelai: Okay, you know that little road you came up?
Swan Man: Nope.
Lorelai: Okay, do you know how to say "big help" in Chinese?
Swan Man: Nope.
Lorelai: (to Michel) Michel! (to the Swan Man) This is twenty swans?
Swan Man: Sure. Why not?


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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 3: "Kill Me Now"
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Gilmore Girls
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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Lorelai: You know what I was thinking?
Rory: That Madonna and Sean Penn should get remarried?
Lorelai: Besides that.

Emily: I think we should consider getting her a membership at the club, don't you?
Lorelai: If she wants, sure.
Emily: I mean, to have a place to go where she could socialize. That's very important to a young girl.
Lorelai: Well, now, especially that the crack den has closed down on the corner, all her really good friends are gone. What do you think, Mom, should I pursue the career in comedy?