Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Alan: Hey, where've you been?
Charlie: I just had lunch with my mother and my stalker

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Jake: I got to see penguins and a manta ray. I got to pet a shark, and the coolest thing was the whales. They splashed everybody. You could see right through this one lady's shirt. I think she had plants.
Charlie: Implants.
Jake: Yeah, implants. I asked grandma if she had them and grandpa said, "Aw, I wish." And then she got mad at him and then they bought me ice cream

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