Dr. Ron: Hi Susan! How those drugs working for you? Feeling good?
(Susan mumbles unintelligibly)
Dr. Ron: Well, um... I want you to know, what I said the other day, that corny stuff about me holding your heart in my hands...
(Susan giggles)
Dr. Ron: Well, what I meant to say was, my feelings for you, they keep growing, and I think, well, I hope that you feel the same way about me. Aw hell, Susan, I love you.
Susan: Aw, thank you, I love Mike...
Dr. Ron: Mike? Susan, who's Mike??
Susan: (with a dreamy smile) Mike is love...
Dr. Ron: Who the hell is Mike?!
Nurse Heisel: I don't know, but she's married to a guy named Karl! I'm so sorry, I should have told you, Dr. Ron!!
Susan: (mumbling) Mikey, Mike, Mikey...
Nurse Heisel: Why are you always falling in love with skanks? You're a beautiful, beautiful man!! (runs sobbing from the operating room)


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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 16: "There Is No Other Way"
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Desperate Housewives
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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

(after Andrew tells her he hates her) The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care, and we're still connected and I still have a chance to set you right.

Bree

Bree: Perception is reality, Andrew. And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. So I'm simply going to give up my wine and become a recovering alcoholic.
Andrew: Good plan, but it'll never work. See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered.
Bree: Oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to give up alcohol?
Andrew: Look, I'm seventeen, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?
Bree: Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be.
Andrew: Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get.
Bree: If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both.