The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXChief, my brother fell in the storm drain! I'm strictly an abov...
Lisa: Chief, my brother fell in the storm drain!
Chief Wiggum: I'm strictly an above the ground policeman, what you need is the sewer cops.
Lisa: Fine, what's the number?
Chief Wiggum: Lisa, you're old enough now that I can tell you the truth. There's no such thing as sewer cops. It's just something we tell the kids to feel safe.
Lisa: What about Bart?
Chief Wiggum: Well if you miss him, you can yell into a toilet.
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- Characters:
- Lisa Simpson, Chief Wiggum
- Episode:
- The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 9: "Thursdays with Abie"
- Show:
- The Simpsons
- Related Quotes:
- Lisa Simpson Quotes, Chief Wiggum Quotes, The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 9 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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