(Homer brings home Santa's Little Helper.)
Marge: Oh, this is the best gift of all, Homer!
Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes. Something to share our love and frighten prowlers.
Lisa: What's his name?
Homer: Number 8--Uh, I mean Santa's Little Helper.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 1: "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

(At Santa training class, Homer tries to recall all the names of Santa's reindeer.)
Homer: Um, Dasher. Dancer.
Instructor: Mm-hmm.
Homer: Prancer.
Instructor: Mm-hmm.
Homer: Nixon. Comet...Cupid. Donna Dixon?
Instructor: Sit down, Simpson.

Ah, the fourth grade will now favor us with a melody...err...medley of holiday flavorites.

Principal Skinner