Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 12: "Marge vs. the Monorail"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

Kent Brockman: What have you been up to, Lurleen?
Lurleen Lumpkin: I spent last night in a ditch.

Marge: How fast is it going?
(Sees Homer scream in the speeding monorail passing by.)
Scientist: Well, judging by your husband's cowardly scream, 480 miles per hour.