Bart and Lisa: (Singing dull) Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs.
Grampa: Sing it like you mean it!
(Grampa plays harmonica and the kids sing it with style.)
Bart and Lisa: What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Bart: Fat kids.
Lisa: Skinny kids.
Bart: Kids who climb on rocks.
Lisa: Tough kids.
Bart: Sissy kids.
Milhouse: (Sticks head from the window.) Even kids with chicken pox love--
Family: Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs.
(Grampa stops playing harmonica.) The dogs kids love to bite!
Lisa: Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?
(Everyone except Lisa starts singing the "Chicken Tonight" jingle.)


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Characters:
Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Grampa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 21: "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Show:
The Simpsons
Related Quotes:
Bart Simpson Quotes, Lisa Simpson Quotes, Milhouse Van Houten Quotes, Grampa Simpson Quotes, The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
Added by:
Added:

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

Grampa

Homer: Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Marge: Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?