Kyle: How can you sit there and collect money on a show about a fat child killing himself? Where's your sense of shame?
Token: I can remember exactly where I was the first time I saw Honey Boo Boo. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. A shameful, fat family eating white-trash food, to their deaths? And then I saw what network it was on: The Learning Channel. If they can feel okay about that, why can't I?