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How’s George? Dealing, I guess. He sure has a voracious app…

CALLIE: “How’s George?”

CRISTINA: “Dealing, I guess.”

CALLIE: “He sure has a voracious appetite.”

CRISTINA: “Some people bake. Others eat.”

CALLIE: “No no no. I don’t mean that kind of appetite. I mean the other appetite.”

CRISTINA: “Oh okay. We’re not friends. You and I. We’re not friends, so please don’t talk to me about what George eats.”

CALLIE: “I was just concerned and I thought you’d be concerned, but you know what? Forget it. I don’t like you.”

CRISTINA: “Oh. Now my feelings are hurt.”