I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and...

I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv".

Scully

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 1: "Undercover"
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