I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers; it turns out I'm one of them. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

Phil

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Character:
Phil Dunphy
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 21: "Travels With Scout"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

Manny

Phil: Dad, what's up?
Frank: Nothing, but these boxers are starting to ride high.
Phil: I'm in no mood for jokes... although that was a good one. You still got it.