I always worried I would die without knowing how it felt to get my throat slashed and my tongue yanked out through the gaping hole.

Archer

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Character:
Sterling Archer
Episode:
Archer Season 5 Episode 7: "Archer Vice: Smuggler's Blues"
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Archer
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Archer Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

I mean, did you used to be a man?

Malory

Lana: I want this baby!
Malory: Well, sure, now. Wait until you're waist deep in diapers, he's up with the croup and there's no bourbon in the house. Then fast forward to him knocking up the au pair, flunking out of college, and then single-handedly bankrupting your drug cartel!