Woman: I am an ESL teacher.
Michael: Really? See, I didn't think you could teach that. I thought that was something you were born with. What am I thinking right now.
Woman: Are you thinking I said ESP?
Michael: Yes. Ah I feel like an idiot. Awesome.


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Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 20 Quotes

Hi I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning.

Michael

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