I am just a lonely paperboy, No romance do I seek; I just want...

(Singing)
I am just a lonely paperboy,
No romance do I seek;
I just wanted forty cents for my
Deliveries last week;
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paperboy to do?

Apu

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Character:
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 2: "A Streetcar Named Marge"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Marge: I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer: Sounds interesting.
Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
Homer: Sounds interesting.

If you ask me they're all winners. We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this.

Troy McClure
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