I am speechless. Speechless! I have no speech. *later* I am ...

George: I am speechless. Speechless! I have no speech.
*later*
Elaine: I am speechless! I am without speech.


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Characters:
George Costanza, Elaine Benes
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 20: "The Good Samaritan"
Show:
Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're so good looking!

Jerry

He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them!

Michael
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