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Lois

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Character:
Lois Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 8 Episode 12: "Go Stewie Go"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 8 Episode 12 Quotes

Peter: She ain't what she used to be. Once you get those pants off it's like two sagging breast hams and a slice of pizza.
Lois: Thank you, Peter, that makes me feel terrific.

Peter: Lois, you have a gray hair.
Lois: What?
Peter: Inch and a half left of your part.
Lois: Oh my god, you're right.
Peter: You know I don't mind so much that you're aging, it's just the way you're shoving it down my throat.
Lois: Screw you Peter.
Peter: Wow, not today.