I came on today because I have some very important information to share. I finally saw Avatar and I thought it lived up to the hype.

Carl

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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 19: "Park Safety"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

A schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party. A schlamazel is the guy he spills it on. Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlamazel of our office.

Ron

April: I thought Freddy Spaghetti OD'd.
Leslie: No, that's Mr. Funny Noodle. And he didn't OD; his drummer shot him.
April: Oh.