I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof yo...

(To his father on sleeping with his girlfriend) I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend. Now go to my room!

Joey

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Joey Tribbiani
Episode:
Friends Season 1 Episode 13: "The One with the Boobies"
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Friends
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Friends Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Come on, I'll show you to my room... That sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late."

Chandler

Phoebe: Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys. (Chandler laughs) So what's going on?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
Ross: I dunno, there's just something about...
Chandler: Basically we just feel that he's...
Rachel: We hate that guy.
All: Yeah. Hate him.
Ross: We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?
All: ...No, we hate him.

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