I don't know if you know this, but things with fat in them taste way better than things that don't!

Chris

Rating: 4.4 / 5.0 (19 Votes)
Character:
Chris Traeger
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9: "Ron and Diane"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.

Ron

Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?