I don't know what this wife's problem is. If my husband had a big house like Jack Nicholson,...

I don't know what this wife's problem is. If my husband had a big house like Jack Nicholson, he could put an axe in any door he wants to. Why? Because we have 500 other doors and a maze.

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Fresh Off the Boat Season 1 Episode 3: "The Shunning"
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Fresh Off the Boat
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Fresh Off the Boat Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Louis: Stop reading those books. Those stories give you nightmares.
Jessica: You know what gives me nightmares. Our bank account. Stephen King should publish my checkbook.

Eddie: I had to find a way to fit in or be stuck eating lunch with the janitor and his kite
(cut to janitor)
Janitor: I'm just saying don't call it a fruit salad if it's nothing but melons.

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