I got my real estate license online one morning when I was trying to avoid fees for my second home. But I get it, real estate is what you do when you have no other option. It's like being a stripper except you get to see your face on a bus bench. Well not this face, of course, but the air brushed version.

Dr. Evans

Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 11: "Rhino Skin"
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Laurie: If Matt Damon weren't married and if he weren't a movie star and if he lived this town, we would totally date.
Jules: That's a lot of if's.
Ellie: Yeah, not enough.

Jules: It it so much harder to be a single woman.
Laurie: So much harder, do you read Kathy?