I got you one of those veggie muffins you're always eating. Tastes like a rug.

Andy

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Character:
Andy Dwyer
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 19: "Park Safety"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

A schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party. A schlamazel is the guy he spills it on. Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlamazel of our office.

Ron

April: I thought Freddy Spaghetti OD'd.
Leslie: No, that's Mr. Funny Noodle. And he didn't OD; his drummer shot him.
April: Oh.