I grab this , and I turn it on and I say, Prepare yourself, for ...

Michael: I grab this [grabs a chain saw], and I turn it on and I say, "Prepare yourself, for the Utica chain store massacre."
Karen: No that's, that is incredibly dangerous.
Michael: No, don't worry, the chain is off.
Pam: No it's not.


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The Office Season 5 Episode 14: "Lecture Circuit (Part 1)"
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The Office Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

Andy: So, Julia. Let's see. With regards to, uh, billing. Should we send bills to you, or to your boyfriend's house.
Julia: No it can go straight to our business address.
Andy: Oh ok. Alright. That makes sense. How does your boyfriend deal with your phenomenal success? Is he just like totally threatended by you or...
Julia: Actually I ... I don't have a boyfriend.
Andy: Really? Is that... wow that's so weird.

We lost the account.

Andy
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