Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 2: "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Singer: The trading gap shuffle, we're in a heap of trouble, doing the trading gap shuffle!
Bart: He already sang this song!
Marge: No, that was about the budget gap. This is the trading gap.

The deficit rag, oh yes the deficit rag! Those budget gaps can be a 12-digit drag! I'm telling you, that's the deficit, they really made a mess of it, that's the deficit ra-a-ag!

Singer