I have been wanting to be Santa for years. I believe I have the ...

I have been wanting to be Santa for years. I believe I have the right temperament, and the figure to do the job well. I slipped a note to Jim 11 weeks ago, and he said I could do it. It's been a long journey... but [sniffs] I'm Santa Claus!

Phyllis

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Character:
Phyllis Vance
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 13 Quotes

My diabolical plan has been put on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts when I hear the sound of children singing. [pauses] Ha! Not really. I'm just tired. Days are short ... I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed.

Dwight

Yes, they're the only two gay guys I know. But they should be together.

Pam
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