I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was h...

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.

Ron

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Character:
Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 16: "Li'l Sebastian"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Hello Leslie, how long have you been sleeping with Ben?

Ron

I made my money the old fashioned way. Getting run over by a Lexus.

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