I have Mom’s bible, and I haven’t burst into flames yet.

Darlene

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The Conners Season 4 Episode 2: "Education, Corruption, and Damnation"
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The Conners Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Becky: This is my sister, Darlene. She’s an atheist who wants to be convinced there’s a God. Go!
Pastor Phil: I’d, uh, uh…trees? Animals? A smile on a baby’s face? Where do you think that stuff came from? Huh? Mic drop!
Darlene: Okay, uh, Darwin, the Big Bang theory, and the arc was filled with only animals from the Middle East. Here’s your mic back.
Pastor Phil: Darwin and the Big Bang were created by intelligent design. The animals on the arc thing is a bit of a problem.

You overcame drinking, a life of poor choices, and you’re starting college at 46-years-old. This little snot’s just smart.

Darlene [to Becky]