I just want to hear the doctor say that Jerry had a fart attack! Is that so much to ask?

Tom

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Tom Haverford
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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 5: "Halloween Surprise"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes

It's just a piece of paper. He only made it for me after I specifically asked for it after crying loudly. It sure meant a lot to receive it.

Chris

Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.