I just want you to know that I've been thinking alot, about, you know, what happened at the cookout. It's just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and I saw those t*ts and I started feeling your ass and I started breathing heavy and almost got a headache. Then my vision started to go all colorful. Then I just came in my pants. But I won't do that again.

Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers
Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5: "Chapter 5"
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Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

You wanna fight do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school surrounded by books.


(To Kenny) You just look like a vagina with a mullet.