I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.

Dwight

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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 7 Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 7 Episode 6 Quotes

As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8,000 percent in sales.

Michael

Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?

Jim