I know we saw awesome beatdowns tonight, but remember don't try ...

I know we saw awesome beatdowns tonight, but remember don't try this at home. Do it at the school yard, someplace where if you get hurt, we can sue. And not just them, but the school, the county, the state and that jackass Joe Biden

Homer [to Bart]

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Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 3: "The Great Wife Hope"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 3 Quotes

I know we saw awesome beatdowns tonight, but remember don't try this at home. Do it at the school yard, someplace where if you get hurt, we can sue. And not just them, but the school, the county, the state and that jackass Joe Biden

Homer [to Bart]

Groundskeeper Willie: Come on ya pansies, I've seen fiercer fights in parliament
Sideshow Mel: What is this, prime minister's question time?

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