I know what sex is, it's when a man and a woman take off their underwear and get into bed.

Luke

Rating: 3.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Character:
Luke Dunphy
Episode:
Modern Family Season 2 Episode 13: "Caught in the Act"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise!

Phil

Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.