I once woke up in the National Air and Space Museum with a revolver in the waistband of my jean shorts.

Buzz Aldrin

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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 20: "The Moms"
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Oh, the fiddle's in the creek and the frog's in the kitchen — I apologize ma'am that is not a song, you make me very nervous.


You must have me confused with someone else, I have never been to Chicago. [whispers] I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.