Allison: What happened?
Klaus: Oh where to begin? My claustrophobic cult tracked me down, I fell off the wagon, I professed my love for this young gay man who doesn’t know he’s gay yet in a 1963 diner in front of his blatantly closeted uncle.


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Face it. The healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.

Klaus

Oh, wow. I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Klaus