Jerry: I really wish I could have your body.
Tom: What?
April: Eww, like tied up naked in your basement?
Jerry: No, no I mean you're in good shape and you can eat whatever you want.
Leslie: That was weird, Jerry.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Characters:
Leslie Knope, Tom Haverford, April Ludgate
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11: "Tom's Divorce"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.

Ron

They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.

Ron