I remember my first exam with Dr. Matthews. He said, You're very...

I remember my first exam with Dr. Matthews. He said, "You're very healthy down there." And then I said "right back at you." And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said, "I like to keep a clean shop." And then he asked to see my insurance card.

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Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5: "Her Story"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Oh look what we have here. It's a visual representation of how alcohol affects different ages. We have the young.
Julie: (Perfectly fine) Morning!
Dr. Cox: The slightly older.
Elliot: (Her head in her hands) Please stop talking.
Dr. Cox: The slightly older still.
Carla: (Her head also in her hands and mumbles something)
Dr. Cox: And last the very, very, very old. (Jordan's sitting with sunglasses on and her arms crosses) She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness. (Shakes her) Jordaroo! Jordalicious! Jordaroni!

(Talking to a girl while she's drunk) So Carol, do you like jazz? Yeah? How much?

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