Stewie: I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.
Peter: Hey stinky. Have we got big plans for you.
Stewie: Plans? What the devil are you talking about?

Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin
Family Guy Season 1 Episode 3: "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Meg: Daddy, you must think I'm the worst daughter ever.
Peter: Oh no you're not honey. What about that fat girl from the Judds?

Face it, I'm a bad husband, a lousy father, and a snappy dresser