Claire: Tell Theo the truth, Jade. That sex tape was all your idea!
Joey: Sex tape? What sex tape?
Claire: Oh your friend decided to plant a camera in a room where she knew Theo and I were spending a romantic afternoon. And it recorded everything.
Joey: Why would she do that?
Claire: To help me get famous.
Joey: What?
Claire: Oh, you know, she figured that if it worked for Kim Kardashian, then why wouldn't it work for me? So she did it without me knowing. And then she uploaded it to my computer. Or at least she thought she did, but she uploaded it to Theo's computer by mistake.
Joey: Wow.
Claire: When she told me about it, obviously I was horrified. And I thought I deleted it, but... Guess who Theo loaned his computer to and guess who saw it? Theo's dad and my Grandma Hope!
Jade: I told you to empty his trash.