Chris: I want to apologize to all the women and Jerry. If I could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, I would.
April: Wow, that is so sweet.
Chris: Thank you.


Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Characters:
April Ludgate, Chris Traeger
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 1: "I'm Leslie Knope"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.

I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie f***ing Knope.

Ron