I want to be president someday, so I have not smoked marijuana. ...

I want to be president someday, so I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie.

Leslie

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Character:
Leslie Knope
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 2: "The Stakeout"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Cop: What branch of government are you in?
Leslie: Parks and Recreation.
Cop: Parks and Recreation.
Leslie: Yes. Parks and recreation. Did I STUTTER?

April: I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. you ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I'm Ron F*%king Swanson.

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