Luther: How are you feeling?
Vanya: Pretty shitty, to be honest.
Diego: Where would you say you are on a scale from 1 to ending all life on this planet.
Luther: Diego, put the knife away, you idiot. She’s fine.
Diego: The last time I saw this one, she had me suspended mid-air, sucking the life out of me with energy tentacles.
Elliott: I would love to see an energy tentacle.


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Face it. The healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.

Klaus

Diego: That's pathetic.
Luther: Yeah, well. At least he didn't shank my ass.
Diego: No, bro. He shanked your heart.