Dr. Kaplan: I'd like to pat you Brian. Would that be okay? You're a good dog, Brian. A very good dog.
Brian: Keep it above the waist, Doc


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Character:
Brian Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 2 Episode 4: "Brian in Love"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

You're urinating! So, it's been you all along. Oh, this is too perfect! I've been taking the blame for Rex!

Stewie

Bob Barker: Help control the pet population and have your pet spayed or neutered.
Brian: Oh, just die already