If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to ...

If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a "sylvania." Like PENN-sylvania. Now that doesn't mean that Jim is going to become a vampire. Only that he carries the vampiric germ.

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Dwight Schrute
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The Office Season 3 Episode 16: "Business School"
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The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Michael: There are four kinds of business: tourism, food service, railroads, and sales. And hospitals/manufacturing. And air travel.

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

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